{"id":1097,"date":"2025-07-31T19:22:24","date_gmt":"2025-07-31T19:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/?page_id=1097"},"modified":"2025-08-28T14:04:10","modified_gmt":"2025-08-28T14:04:10","slug":"2025-gns-fan-convention","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/?page_id=1097","title":{"rendered":"2025 GNS Fan Convention"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Sunday, September 7th \u2013 Knighton, Powys<\/strong><br><em>A Day of Crabs, Carnage, and Celebration<\/em><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Running Order<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>12:15 \u2014 The Doors Creep Open<\/strong><br>Tara greets the brave at the threshold\u2026and tempts fate (and you) with raffle tickets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>12:30 \u2014 The Invocation<\/strong><br>A welcome from Tara and\/or one of the Superfans to summon the Spirit of the Great Scribbler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>13:15 \u2014 The Signing Pit &amp; Merch Bazaar<\/strong><br>Ink, chat, and cursed curios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Bennett Arron \u2014<\/strong> Welsh comedian\/writer\/presenter (Channel 4 identity-theft documentary; memoir <em>Heard the One About Identity Theft?<\/em>; BBC\u2019s <em>The Kosher Comedian<\/em>).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Mickey Lewis<\/strong> \u2014 comedian\/writer\/actor (<em>Werewolf By Moonlight<\/em> foreword; several novels &amp; articles).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Justin Park<\/strong> \u2014 writer\/filmmaker (<em>Return of the Werewolf<\/em> foreword; horror novels incl. <em>Beheaded<\/em>, a joint project with Smith).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>David Owain Hughes<\/strong> \u2014 author (Smith-inspired <em>Dacchas<\/em> chapbook; <em>Cannibals<\/em> foreword; dozens of horror\/crime noir titles).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>13:30 \u2014 The Feeding<\/strong><br>Buffet opens (catered by Borders Bites). Eat before the crabs do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>14:00 \u2014 Moonrise Reading<\/strong><br><em>Mickey Lewis<\/em> reads from <em>Werewolf by Moonlight<\/em>. Mind your throat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>14:20 \u2014 Last Chance Before the Tide<\/strong><br>Raffle <strong>closes<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>14:30 \u2014 Flesh &amp; Folklore<\/strong><br><em>David Owain Hughes<\/em> reads from <em>Dacchas<\/em>. Old gods listen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>14:45 \u2014 The Drawing of Lots<\/strong><br>Raffle <strong>draw<\/strong>! Fate has claws.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>15:00 \u2014 The GNS Quiz: Trial by Lore<\/strong><br>Prove your knowledge of the Great Scribbler and vie for:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Framed <em>Dr Who Night of the Crabs<\/em> (Subotsky) film poster<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>Graveyard Rendezvous<\/em> No. 1 reproduction<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>Dacchus<\/em> chapbook original artwork<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u2026and more eldritch delights.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>15:20 \u2014 Restricted Viewing<\/strong><br>Private screening of a GNS-related film\/video clip. No lifeguard on duty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>15:40 \u2014 Spoils of Victory<\/strong><br>Quiz <strong>prizes<\/strong> awarded. Bask while you can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>16:00 \u2014 The Auction: From the Author\u2019s Vault<\/strong><br>Bid on relics and revenants:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>Crabs on the Rampage<\/em> marked-up manuscript (new)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Signed <em>Song of the South<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Signed <em>Slime Beast<\/em> (Centipede)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Signed <em>Bats Out of Hell<\/em> (Centipede)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Crabs painting<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Triple-signed copy of <em>Dacchus<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u2026and more (donations welcome \u2014 the altar is hungry).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Re-Releases on the Slab<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Crabs on the Rampage<\/em> \u2022 <em>Crabs\u2019 Moon<\/em> \u2022 <em>Crabs: The Human Sacrifice<\/em> \u2022 <em>Werewolf by Moonlight<\/em> \u2022 <em>Return of the Werewolf<\/em> \u2022 <em>Son of the Werewolf<\/em> \u2022 <em>Cannibals<\/em> (maybe\u2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Convention Special<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>D.O. Hughes\u2019 <em>Dacchas<\/em> chapbook (Black Hill Books).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Trinkets &amp; Trophies<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Key rings, fridge magnets, pens, postcards, coasters, Bamboo Guerillas t-shirts\/caps\u2026 and other curios from the tide line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>May the Crabs be with you.<\/strong><br><strong>And if the Crabs don\u2019t get you, the Werewolves will\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!-- Fancon form 1 -->\n<table>\n    <tr>\n        <td>\n            <p><b>Declare Yourself&#8230; Before It&#8217;s Too Late<\/b><br>\n\n                Planning to answer the call of Knighton this September 7th, 2025?<br>\n\n                Then make yourself known. Complete the form below and mark your name in the ledger \u2014 not compulsory, of\n                course, but those who register shall be forewarned of any\u2026 last-minute changes. It helps us prepare the\n                lair: count the chairs, summon the snacks, and ensure there\u2019s enough space between you and whatever\n                lurches in from the car park.<br>\n\n                Don\u2019t vanish without a trace. Let us know you\u2019re coming \u2014 and we\u2019ll be watching for you.\n            <p>\n        <\/td>\n        <td>\n            <div style=\"max-width: 400px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 20px;\">\n                <form action=\"fancon-mail.php\" method=\"post\">\n                    <input type=\"text\" placeholder=\"Your Name\" name=\"Name\" required\n                        style=\"display: block; width: 100%; padding: 10px; margin-bottom: 15px; box-sizing: border-box;\" \/>\n                    <input type=\"email\" placeholder=\"Your Email\" name=\"Email\" required\n                        style=\"display: block; width: 100%; padding: 10px; margin-bottom: 15px; box-sizing: border-box;\" \/>\n                    <!-- Trap field: looks important, but shouldn't be filled by humans -->\n                    <div\n                        style=\"position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: auto; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden;\">\n                        <label for=\"homepage\">Homepage<\/label>\n                        <input type=\"text\" name=\"homepage\" id=\"homepage\" autocomplete=\"off\">\n                    <\/div>\n                    <input type=\"submit\" value=\"I Will Be There!\"\n                        style=\"display: block; width: 100%; padding: 10px; background-color: #222; color: #fff; border: none; cursor: pointer;\" \/>\n                <\/form>\n            <\/div>\n        <\/td>\n    <\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">How to get there :<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Knighton and District Community Centre,<br>Bowling Green Ln, <br>Knighton.<br>LD7 1DR<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What Three Words&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/w3w.co\/depravity.beyond.character\">depravity beyond character<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Latitude : 52.343140, Longitude : -3.044738<\/p>\n\n\n\n<center><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/embed?pb=!1m18!1m12!1m3!1d83116.71748656989!2d-3.0946953614879726!3d52.35291698249948!2m3!1f0!2f0!3f0!3m2!1i1024!2i768!4f13.1!3m3!1m2!1s0x487018f331dd27bd%3A0x27638e25d22072d!2sKnighton%20and%20District%20Community%20Centre!5e0!3m2!1sen!2suk!4v1717074762904!5m2!1sen!2suk\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" style=\"border:0;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer-when-downgrade\"><\/iframe><\/center>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday, September 7th \u2013 Knighton, PowysA Day of Crabs, Carnage, and Celebration Running Order 12:15 \u2014 The Doors Creep OpenTara<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/?page_id=1097\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2025 GNS Fan Convention<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1097","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1202,"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1097\/revisions\/1202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/guynsmith.com\/1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}